S/M (Small / Medium)
Waist: 29–34" (Smaller humans or less baggy more pulled in)
32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack
M/L (Medium / Large)
Waist: 32–39" (Best all-around loose/baggy size for most humans)
32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack
L/XL (Large / Extra Large)
Waist: 36–42" (Large humans or Max Swag)
32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack
\Leg length effect varies by height + how low you wear them. *
Fit Notes
Pants & shorts are loose/ baggy and naturally run large
Like ’em big and baggy → stick with the chart.
Want a more pulled‑in fit → go one size down
Either way, they’ll fit — cinch webbing + elastic waistband handles it
Friends & neighbors, these are NOT a replica of the original Limpies pant design. That was the plan, but thru a lot of R&D we ended up with a pant that just feels right, stays up, and rides hard all while staying true to the original Limpies comfort like you’re wearing nothing.
- Classic Limpies back pocket with OG label.
- Made from either surplus military, designer, or random locally found fabrics.
- Faux Fly (no zippper needed)
- No side-seam that restricts your movement.
- Double stitched in-seam and crouch to prevent blowouts.
- Nylon webbing waistband with ½” Plastic camlock to hold in place.
- Deep and easy front pockets.
Proper care of your LIMPIES is the key to their longevity. A long life means more hours of unmatched comfort, mind-at-EZness and an all-around state of chill.
- Machine wash in cold water
- Hang dry, or just take it easy with the dryer
- Do Not Iron